Friday, October 30, 2009

New Avatar (James Cameron, not the Air Bender) Trailer

Because it is the Friday before you go out and trick or treat or watch a terrible movie in theatres, you'll most likely be met with the new Avatar trailer. I'll spoil it for you now if you don't want to have your soul taken from you (it makes things more convenient to do it from your comfortable chair/sofa/hot tub).

It has come to my attention that due to the crappy formatting of my blog, you may be missing out on the right quarter of the screen. You can watch it here if you choose to do so.

So ... yeah. It may look awesome... but the story and dialogue are full of shit.

  • "You are not on Kansas anymore!"
  • Big evil company wants expensive rock. Unfortunately, poor primitive, good natured tribe lives on top of the gold mine. OHHH NOOOEESS!
  • "Those savages are threatening our whole operation!"
  • The handicapped look for a way to prove themselves/look for a way to be normal again before the "accident"
  • "You get me what I need, I'll see to it you get your legs back."
  • "Just relax and let your mind go blank; shouldn't be too hard for you" OHHHHH social jab at the military for being dumb!

Anyways, I could go on, but I stopped about there with the trailer. What's sad, is I actually think that Transformers 2 had a more original plot and better graphics. And that's saying something right there.

Now, you can call me out for being a hater and all that, but I expected a lot more from James Cameron. He was, in my opinion, an envelope pusher when it came to visual effects and usually had a pretty decent story line to hold up when the effects couldn't. He clearly drops the ball in both categories.

Other cliche's that make me mad about this movie:

Some people are just evil for the sake of being evil - Really? Corporations aren't entirely bad. They do provide the computer you're using to read this, make the coffee you drink, make the clothes you wear. Unless you live in an amish-like community where literally everything is made by and for you, you have to rely on big corporations to compete and gain your consumerism. That's just how things are. Can they be evil? Sure, but NOT EVERY COMPANY. IN EVERY MOVIE. EVER. It's just very easy to portray something like that and it's completely overused. I'd like to see a movie where a corporation was the only thing separating people from the brink of apocalypse. If there are, then please feel free to send'em my way and I'll netflix them.

The military is full of gun-toting dumb jocks - I've had quite a few friends in the military and it always makes me mad when any branch is portrayed as this. Everyone I've met has been incredibly caring, compassionate, and reasonably intelligent. The people that are the dumb gun-toting jocks are people that are Wannabe military types that have no idea what it's really like or were discharged for being an impairment to the branch. Granted, there are films out there that don't portray the military as this, and for that, I'm glad that it's a stereotype that isn't so prevalent.

Blood for oil/money/precious metals - Precious Metals should be a female hard rock band. Just sayin. Anyways, this kind of runs along the point of evil corporations, but on a more politically charged level. It's an easy point to make that polarizes issues and I feel even the left is bored with the concept. I've never seen a so-called epic movie put it so bluntly as to have someone specifically state their direct objective. At least be more coy with the idea and have it secretly revealed as to what they were really after. Have it be about these "Avatars" secretly infiltrating them, becoming friends with them, only to be after their cool stones this entire time. Even have it only from the aliens point of view. Or reverse it and have the aliens invading us, hunting after our precious earth, after creating human like avatars. And have a bad ass guy with a mullet lead the charge against these invaders, but have no one believe him. I think I just wrote the script for They Live.



Guy alienated by home, feels more at home with aliens - Be they illegal or extraterrestrial, this was already done, to a much better extent with Gran Torino and to a much lower extent Area 51.



I guess the reason I give crappier movies a pass and not Avatar for portraying so called cliches is because Avatar does it, thinking that it's a new idea in the form of over priced computer puppets and not tongue in cheek campy fun (although, I don't condone the watching of Area 51).

Also, Avatar supports furries. If you like this movie, you like furries. Thus, concluding my argument and makes me right.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Long Day and Nothing to Talk About


The oceanic waves of work his now at high tide and may be sweeping me away in a whirl pool of productivity.

Also, nothing too interesting has been happening lately. I'd like to get into certain wave forms of thought that I've had for the past couple days, but I'm not sure I have the time and effort to completely commit to those ideas... at least today.

For now though, I leave you with this comic, to ponder your thoughts.






Monday, October 26, 2009

The Book of Genesis. By R. Crumb


WHAT? this just came to my attention, but R. Crumb just adapted The Book of Genesis into a graphic novel. For those that don't know, R. Crumb was a serious sexual deviant in the comic world who was all for the promotion of various narcotics (mostly LSD).

The above image juxtaposed with his previous art:

He's also known for his work on Fritz the Cat:


I mean, that's not to say that he's not a talented artist. It's just weird to see him do something like this. He's done a few high brow things before, but this is just really out of left field.

To prove that he's actually good.

PS3 Gets Netflix

Picture and news, provided by IGN.


Playstation finally gets to join the game by finally having access to Netflix. If you're wondering why it took so long for this to happen, Microsoft has one of their own on the board of Netflix. This is also why Netflix originally started out with Silverlight (an Adobe flash-like video competitor designed by Microsoft) and Macs couldn't play any streaming video at the start of their streaming days because of this as well.

This was done, most likely because Netflix finally saw PS3 and its network as a feasible marketplace, now that it was the highest grossing system last month. PS3 has basically reinvented itself (and all it did was lose weight... now if I can do the same thing. Then I'd be able to pick up the lay-duhs... siiiigggghhh... ). It has been looked at as overpriced and having a much smaller game library with no exclusives to hold itself up.

I'm glad that Sony's starting to pull out the punches and provide a much needed competition for Microsoft.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Switching Topics to 3D



I'm going to stop talking about technology stuff for a while, because, quite frankly, I'm burned out on it. It's only been two days of Apple and Microsoft, and I'm already bored with them. So, on to a topic that both angers me and fuels me to write originally instead of just "covering" something.

Numerous 3D films are in production and many are still in planning stages (up to 2013). Most of them don't even need to be done in 3D. It's mainly done as a gimmick. Good original stories are being thrown to the sidelines for cheap thrills of "Woooaaaahhh, it totally, like, looks like it's coming at me." Don't get me wrong, it's cool technology and all, but there comes to be a point where it's just sensationalism. 3D doesn't necessarily bring anything to the table and provides more of a hinderance. There's almost a stop in the story, every time they have to "remind" the audience that they're watching a 3D movie. For example, in Monsters vs. Aliens, does the boss really need to stop talking to play paddle ball? Do I really need to see Scrooge get high on PCP and shoom around the screen like a bat out of hell?



It almost scares me to think that kids will grow up on these 3D experiences and look at normal movies as a thing of the past. Every movie by 2024 will have to be chock full of gimmicky sequences of people falling towards you, explosions and a tire comes straight at you, bumper pool from the perspective of of the pool que, it'll even invade the porn sector and we'll have money shots that make you feel in the scene.

The only real innovation that I saw made use of the 3D was Up. When life is happy, things are huge, there's depth, there's saturated color that bursts out, feeding your eyes with nothing but beautiful imagery that you can't cease to take in. But then there are low points in the film. Where the older man just slugs himself around in a very flat, boringly mute color space house. As the film unfolds, so do the visuals. It's a really thought out movie, all the way through and if that's what 3D can do for movies, then I'll take everything back. Unfortunately for Pixar, Toy Story 3, just looks like a half baked idea, that was just being made to fund their next endeavor.


Plot spoiler: You find out that the toys aren't really alive, and that the kid suffers from a severe form of depression where he disconnects from the real world to make up "fathers" that he never had in real life.

Windows 7 Debuts today and Microsoft Sells PCs

The launch of Windows 7 is finally here and I'll be attempting to cover it all day. Check back here if anything newsworthy develops. Most likely, people are just buying it today. No press releases or conferences.

Remember to set up your Windows 7 party.



Also, in a weird turn of events, Windows will start selling PCs Online and will also sell computers at their brick and mortar stores when they open.

This will do one of two things:
1. People won't buy from their online stores because they can most likely find better deals at Best Buy, Newegg, Target, Amazon, Tiger Direct, etc.
2. People won't buy from their brick and mortar stores because they can most likely find better deals at Best Buy, Target, Walmart, Radio Shack (currently changing its name to The Shaq), etc.

An example, using the Acer Aspire Timeline AS4810:

Granted, Microsoft does offer a free printer and a second copy of 7 for half off. But if you're just buying it for yourself and you already have a printer? I'd rather just buy it from TD and save $120.

Unless Microsoft feels that they can really undercut the competition. I feel that this is, in part, a really dumb decision, mostly because, not only are they having to compete with other consumer electronic stores, but they are also opening these stores to compete across the street (quite literally in most cases) from Apple stores.

Oh well, I may very well be wrong about all this, and it could be a very big success for Microsoft; a mainly SOFTWARE company. Once again, I'll restate that they should just focus on making great software, instead of trying to peddle out overpriced hardware (Apple has that market cornered already).

Anyways, to anyone who goes for the upgrade, let me know how it turns out. I'm looking forward to 7 and am considering to get a netbook with it loaded in (even though they're cutting out some of the features because of hardware limitations).


UPDATE

This just in, Burger King Japan will be unleashing their own Windows 7 burger!



That's right, 7 patties. It is over about 5 inches in height and costs about 8.55. It'll only be available for one week (get it, 7 days? Those clever Burger King Japan marketers).

UPDATE II

I didn't realize there was actually going to be a press conference after all. Anyways, here's a pic from it, via CNET of Steve Ballmer thanking chinese children for working on their products for them.




UPDATE III

Pictures were uploaded from the opening of Microsoft's new brick and mortar store. I love the expression of the guy on the couch.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Comic Book Day!

Unfortunately, I forgot comics last week, and have not picked up comics today. So no review on what I've been reading, but if you're curious as to what I'm following, here's the list:


DC comics and Vertigo
Action Comics
Air
Adventure Comics
Azrael
Batman
Batman and Robin
Batman: Streets of Gotham
Blackest Night (all)
Detective Comics
Green Lantern
Green Lantern Corps
Gotham City Sirens
Jonah Hex
JSA Vs. Cobra
Justice Society of America (pending, may cancel)
Madame Xanadu
Power Girl
Secret Six
Super Girl
Superman
Superman: World of New Krypton
Superman: Secret Origin
The Unwritten




To keep it short and simple, anything with word Noir or Deadpool in the title.



Indy comics - Image, Avatar Press, Top Cow, Etc.

Let me get back to you on that. I have a lot, but none of them are series, they're mostly just story arcs told through 6 or 7 issues and I have to sort everything out before I can tell you off the top of my mind. But I can tell you what writers I mostly follow:

Warren Ellis (No Hero)
Garth Ennis (Streets of Glory)
David Peterson (Mouse Guard)
Steve Niles (Criminal Macabre; dropping his 30 Days of Night series)
Jimmy Palmiotti (Back to Brooklyn)



Also, There is a new Apple Tablet rumor circling around that suggests it will support digital comic books. I'm not too pleased with that, as I pretty much hate digital comics. There's a certain level of thrill and charm that comes with page turning and the feel of paper. Also, I'm a collector as well and the Baltimore Comic Convention that recently passed through here was an amazing experience for me.

A company called LongBox will offer an online store for both buying and viewing comics. It's set up to open in November.



Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Not Apple, But Still Cool

While the news developing around Barnes & Noble developing an e-reader isn't new, it was finally confirmed and announced today.



It is called the Nook. More news will trickle in about this, as the event is live right now.

Currently, it has two screens, which is unique amongst other e-readers. One is a touch screen for navigating and typing, the other is the more eye friendly e-ink screen. Page turners are on the side and don't look as annoyingly press-able as the kindle first Kindle was. Speaking of which, this thing is waaaayyyyyy better looking. And comes in at cheaper price of $259.

Specs:

  • Uses AT&T 3G network, but also has Wi-Fi built in
  • 6 inch e-ink screen (16 levels of grayscale), 3.5 inch color touch screen LCD (very similar to Apple's iPhone and iPod Touch technology, using capacitive touch)
  • 2GB of internal memory, but can add up to 16GB via micro SD cards
  • 10 Day battery life (replaceable battery)
  • Plays Mp3s (there is an internal speaker)
  • No text to speech function however.
  • Supports PDFs, ePub Formats, Fictionwise, most picture formats
  • No web browser and does not understand Microsoft word docs.

Crowning achievement: "LendMe"
Aside from the dual screens they've provided which is pretty cool, they've allowed users who bought the e-books, to let friends borrow the book for 14 days, FREE of charge. And the book borrowing system will be compatible with another Nook, iPhone, iPod Touch, a couple versions of Blackberries, and some Motorola phones. Software is compatible with Mac and PCs.
Some books will be lendable while others will not. This is dictated by the authors, not Barnes and Noble. If you lend a book out, you will not have access to it for those 14 days.

Shocking bit of revelation: It is powered by Google Android. The same operating system that powers the MyTouch phone from TMobile and various other touch screen phones. This also means that development in the future, for more apps on the Nook is possible, as people are already developing apps for the Android platform anyways.

B&N are currently working on an e-reader app for Android and plans to support Windows Mobile.

There could be future deals, like DVDs and Blu Rays, where you buy the physical media, and then get a digital copy as well for one lump sum.

Nook will be sold in all Barnes & Noble stores throughout the holiday season. Pre-orders, however, begin tonight. Will start shipping around end of November.

Early Nook customers will get a free copy of "The Tipping Point" by Malcom Gladwell. I have this book. It is quite a good great read. Also, the guy is friends with Kenna.

Apple Refresh today

Apple refreshes a large majority of its computer products today. All are more energy efficient and push past the Energy Star 5.0 requirements.


All pictures taken from Apple's main site.

Apple redesigns its white plastic notebook. It's more oval-y.



  • Also it's unibody like the aluminum ones. This means no removable battery. Dead batteries can be replaced for $129, which includes installation and environmentally responsible disposal of old battery.
  • The bottom side has a non-skid surface.
  • Glass multi-touch trackpad; same as aluminum unibody macs.
  • New mag safe power adapter. Well, it's not new, but it's the same one as the Air and is more durable.
  • New 7 hour battery life span. LED display. still 13.3 inch screen size.
  • Still no SD card slot, 2 USB and mini display port. Not many ports unfortunately.
  • Supports 4 GB of ram now (may have done this before, wasn't really paying attention).
  • Same dual core 2.26 GHz processor, but now comes with 250 GB of HDD space.

Still for $999. No price cut.




iMacs



iMacs have better displays. They're edge to edge glass and now 16:9 aspect ratio. Smaller iMac is now 1080p compatible, the bigger one has (obviously) higher resolution. So sharper image all around. They're also now LED using IPS technology. That means that color consistency is more accurate and the display now has a 178 degree viewing angle. There's a new SD Card slot. I think the backs are now aluminum too, not black, as they previously were. Firewire six pin 400 is removed.

Power Tripin'

Offers up to 2 TBs, 16 GB of DDR3 ram, both dual and quad core. ATI Radeon 4670 and 512MB of GDDR3 for 4850 on the 27 inch models, integrated Nvidia GeForce 9400m, 256 MB GDDR3 for ATI 4670 for the smaller iMac.

Quad core comes in i5 and i7 flavors. Dual cores come in 3.06 GHz intel core 2 duo with 3 MB cache or 3.33GHz with 6 MB of cache for the 21.5 inch iMac.

27 has quads that goes with the 2.66 GHz quad core i5 with 8MB of shared L3 Cache and 2.8 quad core i7 with same cache. Turbo Boost is imbedded in the mac programming processors that allows it to turn off cores that aren't being used, to boost the speed of the cores that are being used. Turbo Boost makes the i5 3.2 GHz, and the i7 3.4 GHz.

Price for new iMac starts at $1,199 for 21.5 in and $1,699 for 27 in.

Both iMacs are even more energy efficient and more green friendly than before; has something to do with how they develop the software and the hardware, so they can better integrate the performance for you.




You can do anything if Magic Made it






New wireless mouse; called Magic Mouse. Its multi-touch on a mouse, it recognizes gestures, scroll any where (in any direction), swipe (which is a mac function that allows you to either go back or forward a page or view pictures through), and zoom to magnify the screen. Click anywhere, because the entire thing is a button. Top right corner is designated for right clicking, but it can be switched through system controls on the operating system. It uses a new laser tracking engine so that it can be used on multiple surfaces. It uses bluetooth to connect.
RIDICULOUS. Priced @ $69.




Stronger Mac Mini



Just faster processor and more space. No design changes.


Curiously

There is no updates to the Mac Pro.


Remotely Possible


Ironically, the smallest things posted, have the largest pictures.

Apple secretly let this slide by, but they released a new remote for their laptops and iMacs, except it now works with an iPod or iPhone, if they're connected to an iPod Universal dock. Made of aluminum now, instead of plastic, it just looks like weird knock off iPod.

It works with all the previous mac models. Also, the battery is much easier to change.

Edit: I will be constantly changing information on this post, as long as information keeps trickling in, so feel free to check in randomly all day. This is probably going to be the only post I do today.


Monday, October 19, 2009

Where The Understanding Is



This isn't so much a review, so much as things I've understood from it. This is more of a discussion of what I've taken away from it. So expect this to be littered with spoilers (he runs away to a place where there's wild things... ).

So remember that part at the end when Max cuts off the Monster's head and it's revealed to be his father, who he realized is a figment of his imagination, named Tyler Durdon, and the Titanic sinks.

Just seeing if you're really paying attention. As you can tell, none of the above is true... for this movie. This movie does have some interesting themes and toys with some fairly deep meanings for a children's film.

Let the Rumpus Groundwork Begin!

To get everything set on the table, let me fill you in on the basics. The book about a boy named Max, who misbehaves and is sent to his room. While in his room he imagines a whole new world where the wild things are. He becomes king through an intense staring contest and a bunch of animalistic partying (like John Belushi, but without beer) begins. He eventually goes home because he gets homesick and lonely. There's a goodbye and he's back home with hot soup still awaiting him.

The visuals of the book are akin to Pablo Picasso meets Edward Gorey:



The story and book are both done by Maurice Sendak. The movie was directed by Spike Jonze, a music video director turned feature film director, and written by Jonze and David Eggers. As far as reviewing the movie goes, I will say this. The visuals are absolutely stunning and the writing is exemplary compared to most children books adapted to the big screen.


The thing about any music video director, is that they need an excellent screen writer to pull their work through all two hours instead of all two minutes (both Spike and Michel Gondry have to thank Charlie Kauffman for their only Oscar noms). David Eggers only does a mediocre job with dialogue and story and Spike Jonze kind of runs rampant with visuals, though the concept is pretty advanced for a children's movie. This isn't such a bad thing, as there are some incredible scenes that make up for other lackluster ones




Where The Discussion Begins

I've whittled this conversation down in my head into 3 concepts that kind of run through the movie.

Concept 1: Coming of Age That Doesn't Deal with First Love
Most coming of age films usually revolve around a girlfriend/boyfriend, bf/bf, gf/gf, type of relationship. This movie attempts to describe it from imaginary monsters.

The beginning of the movie shows us the increasing gap between him and his sister. It shows how close they used to be and how she now prefers to hang out with her peers instead of her little brother. Being a little brother, I can back up, how much I missed my older sisters when they moved out and went out with their own friends. When you're little, all you usually have is family.

The mother in the film is divorced/widowed (it's never clearly stated, all that's known is that she's making out with this guy that Max doesn't really approve of). She works from home when she can and seems to struggle with bills and other adultly duties. Her time with her son is being cut down for her own personal life.

In a retaliatory manner, Max lashes out at the two closest to him and is punished for doing so. He runs away and escapes to this imaginary world of Wild Things and his insecurities and fears are pretty much filtering through each creature.



Carol, the main Wild Thing, is Max's voice. Max is in many ways like him, both create a wooden representation of love (Max; the popsicle stick, construction paper heart he made for his sister. Carol; the miniature wooden landscape he works on), both Max and Carol have half baked ideas that never really come out the way that they want. "I'm feeling sad and lonely." Solution? Giant dirtball fight and make everyone you don't like the bad guys and make the people you want to get together the good guys. Rather than bringing everyone together like they thought it would, it created further splintering between the group.

When push comes to shove, they both react in their most violent states and create chaos without thinking. The way Carol argues with the other Wild Things is very reminiscent of how a 10 year old would bicker with his siblings. They both can get a little bratty when things don't go their way, though Carol is far more destructive and way scarier. When they first screened this for a test audience, everyone said that it was too scary and they had to tone it down. I now wonder what is left on the cutting room floor.

All Carol really wants everyone to sleep in a pile and to become more of a family. He misses KW and wishes she didn't hang out with her friends so much.




KW represents a loving female companion who is a certain voice of reason. Everyone loves her and she loves everyone in return. She just wants to go out on her own and have her own friends. While the others take don't take so much offense to this, Carol takes it the worst. KW always talks about her two friends Bob and Terry, who you come to find out are two owls she hits with a rock to get them down from the air. She holds them, one under each arm. Bob and Terry are apparently smart, clever, and know just what to say. They speak in squawks that everyone understands except for Max and Carol.

Let me just use this space to say something really quick. If you did not laugh at their knock knock joke, then you have no soul.

What they represent, on the other hand, are beings that are free to do as they please. They can fly in the air and are intelligent creatures. Higher beings than that of Wild Things. Do you have friends that you hang out with, that you think are so cool, you wish you could be them? That's why she's with them. What drives this point forward more, is that she has to kind of grab them down to her level to make sure they don't fly away. They're things that she wishes she could be and it becomes very off putting for Carol who is proud of what he is and wants everyone to be together.

She's still the big sister/protective mother though and at certain point in the film when all fun is destroyed and Max is outed for not being a real king with powers to help them, Carol goes on a destruction spree so bad that KW actually has to hide Max in her stomach so that he doesn't find him.



The other characters aren't don't really stand out, so much as just act as different parts of Max's personality. Alexander (the small goat looking one) is timid and provides a lot of comedic straight man laughs. It plays on Max's conscience and how it sort of takes a back seat to the much larger things. Everyone picks on him and at the end, Max feels really sorry about it, after he sees the wounds he's inflicted on him. Judith and her husband Ira are Max's mom and her boyfriend... to a certain extent. Max's mom may also take on the perception of KW as well. Judith acts a little immature sometimes and was the first to speak out and say that they should eat Max, but there were times when she was protective of him as well. There were even a few awkward moments when Ira would try to kiss and make out with her, while she was talking. Ira also makes holes and is really good at making holes in trees. You can see this as fun destructive, or creating holes in relationships. Whatevs. The last character is The Bull. Who is this giant creature who only makes loud groaning noises during the film and sometimes gets in the way of things or helps them out immensely. He's a large brooding character that's pretty scary, but, like everyone knows: every huge dark creature has a soft, sweet side to them.

After all the interpretations and character development, we come down to the ending moments. "The Sadness" is settling in over people and they all look to their great King Max to swoop in to save the day. When he can't, all the wild things kind of turn on him. KW is the only one who's still up to converse with him however.

Coming through it all, Max eventually has to bid adieu to everyone after he messes up everything so badly. In the moment that almost made me cry, he sets a heart shaped symbol of love in the destroyed model of Carol's before he leaves. As Max packs the boat from whence he came, Carol stumbles upon the little heart and runs to the water to try and make amends for his mistakes. He comes too late, only to see Max already sailing along, to which all he can do is howl sadly.

But whether it was Max's fault or not, he learned from this "test family" that love is what keeps everyone together and that he eventually has to just accept everyone and everything as they are.

When I mean coming of age, I mean this on all fronts. Teenagers and kids go through it their own way, but this movie also touches on how an adult has to cope with it as well. Yeah, I can shove the words teenagers, kids, adults, and touches, all in one sentence without making it sound creepy.

Concept 2: What is a King?


Whether intentional or not, Where the Wild Things Are is a very philosophical movie. If you replace the word King with God, many of the lines through the movie become that much deeper. Take this for example: "Now you are king and you will be a truly great king."

There's this constant idea that a King is held up to all these duties, yet is always met with disappointment and eaten. KW even mentions at the end that Max is the first king that they didn't eat.

A king, according to this imaginary universe, is also meant to have these powers to help their people at any time. But with Max so bumbling in his ruling, it reminds me of the Futurama episode where Bender is made God of these tiny people living on his body. Every time Max thinks up a "good idea" it backfires just as quick as it gets started with someone or many things getting hurt in the process.

Kings unite people. Whether it's a just cause or a rebellion of tyranny, people usually tend to be held together under this idea. "It feels good to have a king again." Mentions one of the Things when Max was crowned. Max's rule holds up for only so long, uniting people in a big dogpile of sleep, and then have it suddenly turn into a war of us vs. them.

Where the straw finally breaks Carol's back in this whole mess is when Max tries to build his own door to their fort. Individuality, even when you're king isn't accepted according to this world. Max can't have his own door and make it secret. That ruins Carol's view of everyone being together.

So a question comes along, "Are we to police our own God, or should we just lay back and accept what God gives us." Things doesn't necessarily answer that question (because I'm kind of pushing this kings = gods idea anyways) and it isn't a clear cut answer either. Everyone could get together if they really want to, but they strive for that one guiding force to lead them to it.

Concept 3: George W. Bush, 911, and Nazis.


THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT HOW FEAR WAS BEING USED BY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!! MAX IS PRESIDENT BUSH. HE LIED TO US ABOUT THREATS LIKE HOW MAX LIED ABOUT HELPING THE WILD THINGS. HE MADE THE WILD THINGS DESTROY NATURE LIKE HOW BUSH DESTROYED THE EARTH WITH GLOBAL WARMING! THE WILD THINGS ARE ALSO TERRORISTS WHO DESTROY BUILDINGS LIKE IT'S 911!!11! THEY'RE ALSO NAZIS BECAUSE THE BELIEVE IN FREE HEALTHCARE!! CASH FOR CLUNKERS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!! ALSO BARRACK OBAMA IS HAVING A TEA PARTY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE LAST SCENE!!


Obviously Concept 3 is a joke. It was mostly inspired by the one reviewer who said that WALL-E was an allusion to 911 and that Dance Flick was an achievement for black people, especially in a post Barrack Obama world.

On a more serious note, this movie doesn't really talk down to kids and allows them to try and get these two concepts. That is, if children could sit down and pay attention for a minute. Which leads me to my next point:

Who Is This Movie For?

Unfortunately, I feel that this movie is one of those things where it's too grown up for kids and too kiddy for grown ups. The hipsters will definitely like the movie for it's kitsch and throwbacks to childhood. The main audience are obviously fans of this book, but if you're completely new to it, you may not enjoy it so much.

The heart is definitely there, and if you're looking forward to it you won't be disappointed.

Friday, October 16, 2009

XP to 7 and Comparisons with Apple

I would just say buy a new computer if you're going to go for the upgrade.



Video provided by CNET.


Because so many people decided to skip Vista, this is their punishment. But for everyone who has Vista already, I hope you guys got your free upgrade rebate things.

This also may not fly well in the face of the Windows community, but CNET has also done a test, albeit not so scientifically done, to compare Windows 7 vs. Snow Leopard.



Shorter Bars = Faster Performance
Red = Mac OS X 10.6 (Snow Leopard
Blue = Windows 7

So the tester used a Macbook pro as his sole computer and ran Bootcamp 3.0, which just partitions the hard drive and writes space for Windows and installs drivers to be compatible with the hardware (i.e. webcam, keyboard functions).

All the Apple haters who claim that hardware is the same in PCs can now shut their mouths as these test results prove that using that SAME hardware. SL ran faster than 7. My one gripe with the testing however, is that I wish they ran several types of programs for testing, rather than just the iTunes and Quicktime conversions that were originally designed for Apple products and then half-assed ported to Windows. There were other things that they ran bench marks on, but SL generally outpaced 7, but not by much.

No consumer is really going to take into account that it took 12 seconds longer to render something in 7 than it did in SL. What really counts is the user interface. People switching from XP to anything, is going to have a hard time adjusting to the new interface of both operating systems, should they choose to upgrade. Buying a new computer has become a major headache for the average consumer and in some cases has become harder than buying a new car. You have to worry about the compatibility of software, what virus protection you'll need, insurance, how much hard drive space will you really need, the computing power of processors, etc.





In either case, you're going to need an Apple Genius, or Windows Guru to help you out. Or trust your local computer nerd that runs his own blog about tech stuff and other things that no one cares about.

Kind Of Tired Of Zombies

"If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job." Michael Scott
Source of the photo: NBC

So with Halloween around the corner some time, and Zombieland having run rampant in the theatres the past two weeks, I'd just like to say. I'm kind of tired of zombies. They're in our video games, in our movies, parades/marches, books; almost every form of entertainment we hold dear. It was a cool concept originally conceived as just the dead coming alive and doing nothing else but just wandering around. Then Romero and his crew came by and added the idea of cannibalism, for no real reason, genius as it was. What's more terrifying than seeing people that used to be sensible, suddenly take to chaotic acts in an uncontrolled mess that spills out into the streets.

But it's become overdone to the point where we are now having to resort to abstinence vampires who don't want to hurt the ones they love. Beautiful, hunky, emotionally dense vampires.


Don't get me wrong, but all of the horror genres are getting kind of lazy with what they've been creating the past decade and a half. Nothing really original has sprang up and we've even started ripping off Japanese horrors that don't make any sense to us as it stands. I think there was even a movie that was trying to have a "Facebook Killer" of sorts where the guy kills everyone on his friends list. You can only ignore his friend invite so long before you give in! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

I think there needs to be a new form of fear that is much more unsettling than we're willing to accept. Charlie Kauffman had an interesting concept behind Synecdoche, NY. It is an actual nightmare he had, brought to life on the big screen. What was so horrifying about it? That life sucked; plain and simple. Just as soon as you think you're happy and okay with everything, you tend to fuck it all up and write it off as if it doesn't exist. But the fear is how long you take it, knowing that this entire self depreciating mess is all your fault.

I actually can't watch Synecdoche, NY again because it is so dense and filled with this deep seeded depression and fears of someone else, that you can't help but take it into your own mind and fill your own head with it.

There isn't any horde of Zombies waiting for me in the parking lot outside. There's nothing out there. For me at all. And that's a much more personal kind of scary than anything else.










But on the off chance that your life is awesome and cool, I guess I would wish zombies would eat your brains out too.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

PS3 Slim Goes 250 GB

Oh yeah? Well this goes to 11!

Sony announced today that they will be releasing a new PS3 that will go up to 250 GB. It'll be coming around the time I buy a 120GB PS3 because I can't wait any longer and then I end up kicking myself for not waiting an extra day.

Or I could just buy another hard drive for way cheap and install it. Hmmmm, knowing my luck, it'll red ring o' death if I do that.

POLAROID LIVES AGAIN!


According to Telegraph, Polaroid will be releasing the instant film camera again, starting next year. Polaroid won't just produce a film camera though, there's also news of a digital one that will be released along side it as well.

The film will be produced by another company however, called The Impossible Project.

I, for one, am very excited about this development (pun intended!). The younger generation will now understand what it means to shake it like a Polaroid picture; they'll also understand what that weird contraption that the guy from Memento has that produces pictures on paper.

There's a certain type of charm that comes from polaroid shots and some photographers used it to great lengths, one of them being Walker Evans.




He provided this interesting peek into America, focusing on mundane things that no one would, and bringing them to life, framing them in these odd square shaped photos. There was this fantastic idea of run and gun with him, where he always seemed to be on the go, traveling across the country, to get at what America is and seeing how different it was compared to the global cultural landscape around him.

That, and the dude looked mad pimp.

The whole process of Polaroids are like Christmas Eve, where you wait to see what happens. Either you're going to be super psyched or totally bummed out. Then it happens and this tangible piece of paper stares you back in the face and reveals a story, piece by piece.

For those arguing on the side of digital cameras that immediately show you the picture, there's no charm to it. It can be deleted, edited, whatever. But polaroids stick out and are done. It almost makes it so that you have to really pay attention to what you're taking a picture of.



Windows Is Scared and Family Guy Proves it

So here we have another sad case of Microsoft trying to hire someone else to be cool for them. The show will air November 8th and its current working title is "Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show". It's a mix up of live show and cartoon shorts all revolving around how amazing Windows 7 is.

To be honest, I've never seen Microsoft so scared. They really have nothing to fear as they have a ginormous share of the tech world. They dominate both in the computing and gaming arenas. If they have any ground to lose, it's because they've become lazy over time. They've allowed their mistakes to show and they didn't care because no one could say anything about it. You HAD to use Windows, or you were just plain left in the dust. Apple didn't really do anything different than what it had been doing prior, it's just that Microsoft messed up that badly with the Vista transition, Apple saw an opportunity to showcase an alternative.

Microsoft is catching up and fixing a lot of problems. Windows 7 could have been released years ago, but they were to happy sitting in their mess to do anything about it. It isn't until recently that they've started pulling out the big guns and it took Apple to do that to them.

What did Apple do? Gain a 3% market share.

Now, as an Apple Fan Boi, I have to say that 7 is quite an attractive package that I'm willing to get a netbook for. 7 is attractive the way it is, tantalizing me with all the features and newfound stability. Microsoft doesn't need Family Guy to prove this. Family Guy is Microsoft's way to prove that it's still hip. The only thing is, is that people are starting to turn on Family Guy and the timing of this may not be right.

What Microsoft needs to do, is just be cool itself. Show off the system. Stop hiding behind cute asian children and ridiculous powerpoint presentations. "I'm a PC' was the right direction, but the only problem with that ad campaign was that Microsoft is a software company. PCs are hardware. Anything can be installed on a PC. Technically, Macs are PCs. A better campaign would have been to straight up let everyone know that one of the most installed programs on a Mac, is Windows! Why cut out a potential audience? Microsoft could easily have that 3% they lost by having them buy windows and installing them on their Macs. DUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To conclude: I'm spending way to much time posting on this blog.

GOO BOTS, GO!



For those wanting to know, iRobot, the creators of the Roomba and Scooba were hired by DARPA to create... ummm... inflatable gum. It will apparently be used in military options on a much larger scale to climb over rough terrain. Or we could just use it to scare the shit out of terrorists... and have a microscopic guy down at the bottom try to roll everyone one up into the ball... until it becomes this large mass that eats up the entire continent.


NA NAAA NA NA NA NA NAA NAA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAA

New Six Core Mac?


It's heavily rumored today that Apple is going to be pushing out new Mac Pro models pretty soon. According to hardmac.com Apple may actually get to exclusively use the new six core Xeon models that Intel has been developing. This is pretty much like last time with the quad core chips that were being pushed out last year. If you want full details, I highly suggest you check out the page. If not, I'll be relating it to you the only way I know how: crazy.

So this chips got MAD speed, so fast, it'll rip your face off and replace it with Brad Pitt's muscle bound ass so that all the lay-duhs can admire you from afar, why? Because it makes everything better! The Xeon chips will also be smaller so that you can make space for your Boba Fett through the Star Wars Ages collection of action figures (dolls). Why? Because Intel designed these chips with you in mind. Also, they consume much less power, unlike the Bush Administration! AM I RIZIGHT? Or... is it not fun to make fun of the Bush Admin anymore? I'm so late with the times. Unlike the new cache space.
I guess that shit is so...
*puts on sunglasses*
cache.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Hmmm... I feel like that last joke was stretching it a bit.

That's what she said.