It's heavily rumored today that Apple is going to be pushing out new Mac Pro models pretty soon. According to hardmac.com Apple may actually get to exclusively use the new six core Xeon models that Intel has been developing. This is pretty much like last time with the quad core chips that were being pushed out last year. If you want full details, I highly suggest you check out the page. If not, I'll be relating it to you the only way I know how: crazy.
So this chips got MAD speed, so fast, it'll rip your face off and replace it with Brad Pitt's muscle bound ass so that all the lay-duhs can admire you from afar, why? Because it makes everything better! The Xeon chips will also be smaller so that you can make space for your Boba Fett through the Star Wars Ages collection of action figures (dolls). Why? Because Intel designed these chips with you in mind. Also, they consume much less power, unlike the Bush Administration! AM I RIZIGHT? Or... is it not fun to make fun of the Bush Admin anymore? I'm so late with the times. Unlike the new cache space.
I guess that shit is so...
*puts on sunglasses*
cache.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm... I feel like that last joke was stretching it a bit.
That's what she said.
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